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Posts tagged “flower

carnations, essence of dog pee

i came home the other day to the faint smell of pee in my kitchen. right away i thought the dog peed somewhere, then immediately after that thought oh god what’s wrong with the dog??

carnations smell like pee sometimes

carnations smell like pee sometimes

the dog is fine. turns out carnations can smell like pee.

i don’t really like carnations anyway.